I'm Glad I'm Not ___________

Let’s see where this goes.

Five Angry Liberals I’m Glad I’m Not

1. Al Franken
2. Rosie O’Donnell
3. Ted Rall
4. Sean Penn
5. Jesse Jackson (whose tirades exposed me to the true nature of modern liberalism)

Five Disconnected Liberals I’m Glad I’m Not

1. Ted Turner
2. Cokie Roberts
3. Dan Rather
4. Jimmy Carter
5. and of course, Cindy Sheehan

Five Anti-Semitic Liberals I’m Glad I’m Not

1. any professor at Oxford University
2. any leader of the United Church of Christ
3. any leader of the Presbyterian Church
4. the Archbishop of Canterbury
5. and of course, anyone in Rachel Corrie’s family (include Rachel herself)

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