Truth in Advertising
As seen on contortionist Jade-Blue Eclipse’s website:
There is no way in hell Jade’s going to balance and contort continuously for an hour. – Imagine stretching just your leg in an extreme position for an hour. – However, she will do an ambient performance (decoration at a party etc) for 20 min. MAX!
She can only do this twice a night. (Total 40 min.) and because what you ask of her is literally a pain in the ass, she will charge you accordingly.
And you thought your job was tough!